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We are working on a whitelist invite system that actually looks promising. Hopefully we will be opening up to more people.

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Several realms whose username has been reported to violate our community guidelines have been sealed from accessing this one.

π‘πžπšπ₯𝐦 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐒𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐒𝐟𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐬:

Three instances have been blocked due to hazardous content deemed against the code of conduct.

One obnoxious fuckwit was banned from accessing the instance due to unsolicited harassment of users (also because I have the power to do this now. Neat!)

Thank you for coming.

What's the non-binary term for reply guy?

Reply fellow?

Reply person?

Reply entity?

. . . Hmmm. πŸ’­

And the whole world breathed a sigh of relief, for on this small world called Sol III(Or Dirt, as they preferred), the planet had rotated out of that dreadful orbit of Sol and they all screamed out as one, full of hope and cheer.

May the next one be better,

It couldn't get worse.

We all agree never to talk about that bullshittery again, right?

I didn't do it. I'm glad it happened, but I didn't do it.

Don't thank me.

This is your 48 hour notice.

I can't manage this.

You'll have to find somewhere else.

I'm taking another sleeping pill.

Or, for that matter, the fact that there are pronouns in both bios being superfluous.

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Half the people won't even associate the name "Kate" with female tenses, according to the translator. Thanks for THAT fun trip down a bad dysphoric pit.

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This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be a fun place I can write with my friends and people can enjoy.

This is not fun. This is broken and beyond my ability to maintain.

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