If Lottie the Hottie can’t get any, then the rest of us single folks don’t stand a snowball’s chance.

I’ll grant you this: Columbia did have it coming. But its Princess did not. You did her dirty.

Instead of BDE, I have EDB— an Explosively Detonating Body.

RP Vortex (II)

Welcome to our little RP-verse! Rule #1: Have fun!